NOTE: The "lego-style" Gorillaz were invented by Fernet. This is only an updated version of it and, therefore, a hommage to her.
NAME: Lina "Branca" Tusspot
AGE: 24
NATIONALITY: Brazilian
OCCUPATION: Unemployed / housewife
This is the heroine of the Brazilian soap-opera known as Brancaverse. Branca has a beautiful badonkadonk and also a sensuous DD-cup, according to her own self... and that is all she's got, really. Her few and only talents include giggling and convincing people that she is the most wonderful, innocent, non-plotting, sickeningly sweet person they will ever meet.
AGE: 24
NATIONALITY: Brazilian
OCCUPATION: Unemployed / housewife
This is the heroine of the Brazilian soap-opera known as Brancaverse. Branca has a beautiful badonkadonk and also a sensuous DD-cup, according to her own self... and that is all she's got, really. Her few and only talents include giggling and convincing people that she is the most wonderful, innocent, non-plotting, sickeningly sweet person they will ever meet.
She's possibly the one and only Kong Studios kook, or cook, depending on who's asking. Her fifty-course meals have everything a vegetarian like 2-D would want, from fried chicken to roasted ham. In the Brancaverse, she's got the main purpose of threatening 2-D's manhood with a gardener's scissors, burning her husband's credit card in the Holy Mall and also making 2-D believe she's the most desired woman in the whole London because of her so-called shapely legs. Not only her legs are useless: they all live in Essex.
NAME: Stuart Pot, a. k. a. 2-D
AGE: 29
NATIONALITY: British
OCCUPATION: Lead singer of Gorillaz
Used to be a playboy; after Branca moved into Kong Studios, it became clear that he was never to make love to another woman but her again, that's why she plotted to make him ditch Paula Cracker since the day Branca arrived. It was pretty much revealed that it was an indirect castration, since Branca and 2-D got married. 2-D does not have any time left for making music, now that all the time he has is being used in solving love issues. He's oftenly seen having issues with Branca's walks in the Holy Mall (because he's always thinking she must be cheating on him), and also you can see him being threatened by Branca's gardener's scissors. 2-D refers affectionally to his penis as Little Stu, while calling Branca's breasts playground sounds just as delicate as chocolate sauce on chopped liver.
NAME: Stuart Pot, a. k. a. 2-D
AGE: 29
NATIONALITY: British
OCCUPATION: Lead singer of Gorillaz
Used to be a playboy; after Branca moved into Kong Studios, it became clear that he was never to make love to another woman but her again, that's why she plotted to make him ditch Paula Cracker since the day Branca arrived. It was pretty much revealed that it was an indirect castration, since Branca and 2-D got married. 2-D does not have any time left for making music, now that all the time he has is being used in solving love issues. He's oftenly seen having issues with Branca's walks in the Holy Mall (because he's always thinking she must be cheating on him), and also you can see him being threatened by Branca's gardener's scissors. 2-D refers affectionally to his penis as Little Stu, while calling Branca's breasts playground sounds just as delicate as chocolate sauce on chopped liver.
Most of the times you can see 2-D voicing Branca's opinions about life and love.
NAME: Alex Pot
Age: Unknown/baby
NATIONALITY: Brazilian-British
The unfortunate spawn of Branca and 2-D. Genetically defected; inherited his father's blue hair and fractured eyes. Has superhuman strength - once swung a baseball bat strong enough to crush Murdoc's testicles. Alex inherited Branca's mortal hate for Murdoc, but still he calls him as "Uncoo", which sounds perfectly uncool. He's a hook between the soap-opera dialogues between 2-D and Branca, and his function in the comics is throtting out some retarded babble in order to be known that he's the most cutest murderer ever. Apart from being already able to walk and to hold a baseball bat, Alex still depends on Branca's snack bars (as she fondly calls her breasts).
NAME: Alex PotAge: Unknown/baby
NATIONALITY: Brazilian-British
The unfortunate spawn of Branca and 2-D. Genetically defected; inherited his father's blue hair and fractured eyes. Has superhuman strength - once swung a baseball bat strong enough to crush Murdoc's testicles. Alex inherited Branca's mortal hate for Murdoc, but still he calls him as "Uncoo", which sounds perfectly uncool. He's a hook between the soap-opera dialogues between 2-D and Branca, and his function in the comics is throtting out some retarded babble in order to be known that he's the most cutest murderer ever. Apart from being already able to walk and to hold a baseball bat, Alex still depends on Branca's snack bars (as she fondly calls her breasts).
Most of the times you can see Alex voicing Branca's opinions about life and love.
NAME: Murdoc Niccals
AGE: 41
NATIONALITY: British
OCCUPATION: Bass player of Gorillaz
His days of glory have come and passed. Murdoc Niccals nowadays spends his time thinking of Branca's well-shaped legs and getting bullied by everyone in the household. He's Branca's so-called "buddy", and possibly her secret object of lust. In Branca's comics, he isn't making rehearsals for gigs, or chasing the birds, or minding his own business. He's frequently giving love advices to 2-D (mainly pointing out how stupid he is for having a so "gorgeous" wife and not taking care of her) or being the pivot between 2-D's and Branca's love life, because he must be around, so she can touch him from time to time and, by doing this, make 2-D jealous. When Murdoc isn't drooling over her pornstar backside or ogling her oversized nipples, he's known as a dirty white-trousered faggot.
Most of the times you can see Murdoc voicing Branca's opinions about life and love.
NAME: Noodle
AGE: mid-teens
NATIONALITY: Japanese
OCCUPATION: Guitar player of Gorillaz
Noodle was a kick-ass Japanese karate expert, but, by the time she entered Brancaverse, she turned into a mean, whiny, bratty, feminine, spoiled, girly mini-version of Branca. Does and says everything Branca wants to do and say, but cannot, since she's supposedly kind and sweet. She's got a soft spot for Alex, and, thanks to Branca's knowledge, she plays baseball with him instead of cricket. Her role in Branca's comics is being defensive towards - you guessed - Branca. Although Noodle's past is quite a mystery, in the Brancaverse she's got a whiny, bratty, feminine, spoiled, girly great-grandmother and a Chinese Dragon Woman as a mother.
NAME: Murdoc Niccals
AGE: 41
NATIONALITY: British
OCCUPATION: Bass player of Gorillaz
His days of glory have come and passed. Murdoc Niccals nowadays spends his time thinking of Branca's well-shaped legs and getting bullied by everyone in the household. He's Branca's so-called "buddy", and possibly her secret object of lust. In Branca's comics, he isn't making rehearsals for gigs, or chasing the birds, or minding his own business. He's frequently giving love advices to 2-D (mainly pointing out how stupid he is for having a so "gorgeous" wife and not taking care of her) or being the pivot between 2-D's and Branca's love life, because he must be around, so she can touch him from time to time and, by doing this, make 2-D jealous. When Murdoc isn't drooling over her pornstar backside or ogling her oversized nipples, he's known as a dirty white-trousered faggot.
Most of the times you can see Murdoc voicing Branca's opinions about life and love.
NAME: Noodle
AGE: mid-teens
NATIONALITY: Japanese
OCCUPATION: Guitar player of Gorillaz
Noodle was a kick-ass Japanese karate expert, but, by the time she entered Brancaverse, she turned into a mean, whiny, bratty, feminine, spoiled, girly mini-version of Branca. Does and says everything Branca wants to do and say, but cannot, since she's supposedly kind and sweet. She's got a soft spot for Alex, and, thanks to Branca's knowledge, she plays baseball with him instead of cricket. Her role in Branca's comics is being defensive towards - you guessed - Branca. Although Noodle's past is quite a mystery, in the Brancaverse she's got a whiny, bratty, feminine, spoiled, girly great-grandmother and a Chinese Dragon Woman as a mother.
Most of the times you can see Noodle voicing Branca's opinions about life and love.
NAME: Russel Hobbs
AGE: 32
NATIONALITY: African American
OCCUPATION: Drummer of Gorillaz
The bright and strong but gentle man, who cares for Noodle as if she was his own... What was that? Before Branca moving in, right? Because Russel now is Branca's protector. He and 2-D bully Murdoc as often as possible. Useless mean eating machine. The moderator between Murdoc's and 2-D's endless discussions about Branca's walks in the Holy Mall. The understanding man who sometimes takes care of Branca's baby.
NAME: Russel Hobbs
AGE: 32
NATIONALITY: African American
OCCUPATION: Drummer of Gorillaz
The bright and strong but gentle man, who cares for Noodle as if she was his own... What was that? Before Branca moving in, right? Because Russel now is Branca's protector. He and 2-D bully Murdoc as often as possible. Useless mean eating machine. The moderator between Murdoc's and 2-D's endless discussions about Branca's walks in the Holy Mall. The understanding man who sometimes takes care of Branca's baby.
Most of the times you can see Russel voicing Branca's opinions about life and love.
