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Bwanca & Wanca

Welcome to all people who really love comedy. Here we are, the Clonines of Fernet, ready to entertain you with parodies of comics from the queen of the Gorillaz fangirls' hearts, Branca Tusspot. Oh yes, you're going to find Gorillaz too. In a supporting role. You may ask: why?
Allow us to give you a hand.

Because, only to Branca:

• ...The world exists because of her. That means that if by any chance she breaks her toenail, she'll turn this into an important event. And possibly make an original character based on her toenail.


• ...Gorillaz isn't Gorillaz if she's not there. Imagine if they say 'Good night' to everyone in the house including Mike, except to Branca. She'll show her sweet bitchy rage around the whole Kong Studios lobby, in an attempt of being noticed, because she's too sweet and wholesome to be forgotten.


• ...Romance doesn't exist. But sex does, so WHOO-HOOOOOOO!!!!


• ...Gay men must cut their schlongs, in order to be respected by her. Otherwise, she'll keep calling them 'faggots'. Or, worse, she'll create a gay character which is in fact a stereotype.


• ...She should be praised even when she farts.


• ...Long comics can be entertaining. Specially when they show Branca in the nude, or having sex with 2D or walking on rainy sodding Essex at night wearing just a pair of shorts.


• ...A woman isn't feminine if she doesn't like pink. Which makes Pink Panther a furry faggot.


• ...A woman must giggle all the time as a form of showing cuteness. She's prone to giggle even in burials, as a result.

That's the list for now. However, if you have some other suggestions, feel free to talk to us in the comments field.

Have fun!